Wednesday, March 26, 2014 10:19 AM
Growing a child, is kinda of a physical reminder of what your body needs and doesn't need. Like a crazy breathing, living metaphor. For sweets and garbage that I want to eat, I have a new motto "mommy wants it, baby doesn't". Which is 100% correct. NOT that I crave these all the time, but it's weird, that while growing my lemon I think, hey I can eat it, cuz I can't diet right now anyways. Truth is, you still have to lose the weight you gain, fatty. But, after I eat the 3musketeers bar, rice krispie treats, I feel like junk and get cotton mouth. Baby makes it's meanest face and starts swimming around ferociously like a Gremlin, throwing chicken at me! If I could only see and feel this, I'm sure it's pretty scary. BP (like Before Christ, but Before Pregnancy) when I ate that stuff, my body and metaphoric baby inside me would do the same thing! Saying, why oh why did I eat you, You looked so good on my plate and so good going down my throat, but now I want to fall into a comma and eat more of you (what?!) So right now, I'm eating oatmeal, 1/2 poptart, and an apple. Pretty darn good. I could really go for some stuffed shells and garlic bread.
Remember when she walked out of the gas station bathroom with cheetos, barefoot? I can only dream my future is that bright.
Meanwhile.... throughout the day. That top paragraph was from the morning.
Sticking to the eat better ways, I just downed a bag of baked lays, I kinda remember eating them, kinda not. But I do recall their lack of flavor. $1.00 of pure cardboard, I shoulda saved 25¢ and went for the cheetos, at least I would of gotten some kind of cheese zing through my body.
If you learned anything from this rambling, you win some, you lose some, follow your insticts, sometimes they steer you wrong, sometimes you steer yourself wrong. Live & Learn People! Then do it all again!
Weeks: 14 today :)
Size of Baby: Lemon
Feeling Like: Michelin Man
Look Like: Britney Spears (I'm sure I do)